CLEVELAND, Ohio — If you’re a kid social distancing at home, curled up in a chair, endlessly snacking, staring at the TV or playing video games, perhaps annoying your family and trying to figure out what to do with the next 10 minutes of your life, you aren’t just getting through Coronavirus. You’re practicing to be a sports columnist. I just ate a bunch of Goldfish and I’m probably going to have a peanut butter sandwich at some point today, and, hey, kids, could you do my job for me? A famous coach once said, I think, that opportunity is the place where boredom meets a desperate writer, so who wants to shove their sports thoughts at the world? Believe it or not, that is still a job, and I think they still teach it in college, although I’m not sure because sometimes I missed my Greek literature class because…
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