PISCATAWAY, N.J. — Ohio State vs. Rutgers is about to kick off and the idea is to spend this lopsided football game in the stands, which requires a last-minute bathroom break. “This is the most high-tech urinal I’ve ever seen,” the Ohio State fan to my right says in the men’s room at SHI Stadium on Saturday. “I miss the troughs,” says the Rutgers fan to my left. I agree with the OSU fan, which leads me to step back and count the urinals lining the back wall. I get past 20 before I realize I’m counting urinals in a men’s room, and other people are noticing that I’m counting urinals in a men’s room. Hurrying out toward the Rutgers student section, expecting Ohio State to possibly win by 80, I think, “If only Rutgers could make the same advancements in football that they’ve made in their public restrooms.” Ohio…
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